Things That Annoy Me

I know what you're thinking...What a great subject for Easter weekend. Ya, I know. But, here goes....my therapeutic blog post.

Things That Annoy Me:
1. Today a real estate agent called and said he wanted to show our house in 20 minutes. We cleaned up real quick, and Stan left with 2 kids while I stayed home with a sleeping Brooke. He never showed. Ever. I called him. I let him know that he is the worst agent ever. Ok, I may not have said that, but I wanted to. I was annoyed.

2. People who drive 15mph when the speed limit is 30 (and I would be driving 40), and I get behind them when I am in a hurry. (My zumba class doesn't wait for me.) And the driver takes every turn I am taking so I can't get around the fool.

3. Mary Kay reps that want to help me change my life by selling make-up. As sure as enriching as peddling cosmetics would be, I am not interested. I already have a friend that will give me her 50% discount, and I still don't buy from her....much.

4. Getting woken up in the middle of the night.

5. I get so annoyed that every song on the radio is about sex.

6. Smacking. Any mouth noises from someone eating food makes my blood boil. Close your mouth! This is seriously my biggest pet peeve by far. It will make me go from being in the best mood ever to wanting to inflict physical harm on an individual. :)

7. Unwanted invasion of personal space. I need my room sometimes.

8. Automated phone systems. Just give me a human to speak with, please.

9. Forgetting to buy something at the grocery store.

10. Having to go to the grocery store.

11. Shoe shopping. I have a size 11 foot. Nothing that big is cute. I'll never get to wear cute strappy sandals. Just getting something that will fit this foot is quite a feat....get it feat/feet. Aaahhhh....

12. Mumbling. Speak up! - Oh and someone trying to talk to me from another room. I am not yelling. Get in here if you want to talk to me.

13. Unloading the dishwasher. It's tedious...and Stan's job. I don't like it.

14. Competitive people. When it comes to games, I'll take you down before you know what hit you. But in life, if you need to be better than me, go right ahead...you win.

15. Unpunctuality. It's rude and inconsiderate.

Ok, that's all for now. Really, I was mainly annoyed by the driver and the real estate agent, but I figured I would give you a little more material. I'll try to post something happier next time. I'm not even in a bad mood....and this list was actually pretty difficult to come up with.